Its been a while folks and I know how bad it has been for you, but it was for your own good and only makes you realize how much you love This Kid Mongo, so thank me later. But allow me to re-introduce myself to the readership. People call me the Rust man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Dairy King, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Brolin and my right one is Father Sean Donovan. You ladies play your cards right and you just might get to meet the whole gang. But for now let me do what I really came here to do.
Im gonna lay a little history lesson down on you folks like a classic episode of Welcome Back, Kotter. Now sit up straight and pay attention....There was a time, a time before now. When the local resident doctor reigned supreme. When people believed everything the good doctor said. This was an age when only men were allowed to be doctors. And in Garden City, one physician was more man then the rest. His name was Lenny Licktapeen. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. His waiting room smelled of rich mahogany. He had an examination technique that could make a wolverine purr and labcoats so fine they made Clooney and McDreamy look like hobos. In other words, Lenny Licktapeen was the balls.
Well I'm here to tell you that this modern day Jonas Salk is back baby. And thanks to tort reform and the current presidential administration, as well as some other factors...he is ready to practice his love with all the beautiful lady patients of the world. So consider this notice guys and dolls. And happy hunting Doc. Enjoy the house calls!
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Dr. Licktapuss just passed his boards. Look out!
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