Quick scan of the news and highlights for today and the long weekend ahead:
1. Apparently Senator Hillary Clinton is now offering a few compromise scenarios to Senator Barack Obama in an attempt to end the fight for the Democratic nomination. Scenario 1 involves her accepting an offer from Obama to be his Vice President.
2. Senator John "Father Time" McCain is now distancing himself from Pastor Hagee, a man whose endorsement McCain had previously sought out and accepted in order to shore up the conservative right wing base of the Republican party. Hagee recently commented that Hitler was a hunter who was doing God's work in speeding up the Jews return to Israel.
3. The Indianapolis 500 is happening this weekend if anyone really cares.
4. Drew Barrymore is now set to marry Mac. No word yet if PC will be invited to the wedding.
5. And finally, this just in, you know how I know you're gay? You like listening to Cold Play.
3 comments:
Do you really care whether Hillary gets in or not? You know that the Dems will destroy.
How come this dumbass pastor isn't in the news more? Like Obama's pastor - wasn't he in the news for like...3 weeks? And this guy...what a douchebag. Seriously.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ABOUT INDY 500. GO DRINK YOUR NATTY LITE BEER AND DON'T FORGET THE SUNSCREEN FOR YOUR NECK. YOU LOSERS. WT.
Hillary Clinton needs to take her fat ankles and her silly pant-suits out of the effin democratic race.
On a brighter note, I have a topic for debate I would like to share: Say you have a clone, and you can accelerate it's age to be equal with yours. Would it be gay if you and your clone were to give each other treats? Sure every guy wonders what it would be like to suck his own dick. What's wrong with having a duplicate of yourself to avoid breaking your neck in the process. Thoughts anyone?
I'd get yourself tested first.
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