GI Joe

I loved GI Joe growing up. I'm still growing up, and I love the GI Joe spoofs. Have you seen any of them? Classic. Just classic. Simon and I go way back, and we used to watch the GI Joe spoofs in class. We had watched them so many times that we knew what was being said, in what tone, and to whom. My personal favorite is entitled, "Porkchop Sandwiches". If you haven't seen it, look it up - I'm sure it's on Youtube(r). And blast the volume.

Simon and I always debated who got to play what character. Well, this kid, Mongo...let's say that he was always annointed as the older brother. Then Simon and I fought over who got to play the heroic Porkchop Sandwich guy. The guy who yells "Get the fuck out of here! We're all gonna die...mmm that smells good." Then some (literally) retarded moaning from Mongo's character and our PSA is over.

If you have bothered to follow up until now, you should realize that our class was awful. Awful enough that we pretended - pretended - which character we would be. And Simon is still a tool. Poor guy...